News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
CHARLESTON, SC—Joe Biden made the incredible claim at last night’s debate that he is the last remaining survivor of gun violence on the earth.
“Tragically, 7,767,050,847 have been killed by gun violence in the last week alone, and I am the only one left,” he said somberly, apparently oblivious to the living people all around him. “If anyone were left to hear me today, my message would be, ‘Please, never again should we let billions be killed by guns.'”
“We must pass legislation to ensure that deadly, fully automatic blunderbusses and cannons be banned from our great land. Thank you, Mr. Cronkite.”
Biden then asked for a moment to huff a few grams of Metamucil before he could continue.
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Biden may be the only one left because his bodyguards carry. “We, the people” have the Second Amendment that must have three fourths of the states to ratify any change. Ratification of our Founding Principles by every state and every constituent of every state precludes counting election votes as ratification for change.
In his foul-mouthed review (language warning) of Death Wish 3, Raz0rfist declared that we were all killed by Charles Bronson in it.
Apparently he was right and only Joe Biden knew.
Based on data from the CDC and posed by the National Safety Center (https://injuryfacts.nsc.org/home-and-community/safety-topics/guns/data-details/), gun-related deaths by assault total about 150k over the period 2007-2018. (Actual total is 148,476. Total of suicide gun deaths over the same period is 250,161)