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The Hope of the Democrat Party

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

HOUSTON, TX—Fresh off his afternoon nap, presidential candidate Joe Biden gave a fiery, high-energy speech in Houston today, claiming to be the only candidate who could beat incumbent Ronald Reagan.

“I am the only candidate who can unite the party to defeat Reagan,” he said to scattered applause. “When Super Thursday hits here in a few weeks, we can rally the 150 million Democrats here in the great country of Texas to vote for me so we can get Reagan and his crony Dick Cheney off the Iron Throne there in the Imperial Senate. Go Hoosiers!”

Aides scrambled to turn off Biden’s mic but he beat them away with his walker.

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Michael Dowd
Michael Dowd
Tuesday, March 3, AD 2020 4:17am

Biden will be the Democrat nominee per The Establishment. See Pat Buchanan article:
https://buchanan.org/blog/the-establishments-ultimatum-scuttle-bernie-138234

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Tuesday, March 3, AD 2020 5:56am

This ought to be fun to watch.

Bernie! will never be prez and the Dem bosses will make it happen.

It’s hilarious: an early on-set Alzheimer’s idiot vs. and early on-set communist and his hordes of demented supporters.

Ernst Schreiber
Ernst Schreiber
Tuesday, March 3, AD 2020 7:02am

I would bet on Bernie being the nominee.

Ernst Schreiber
Ernst Schreiber
Tuesday, March 3, AD 2020 7:53am

My best guess: This time tomorrow, Sanders is the only candidate with the proverbial clear path to victory. That should be enough to get him there.

I guess we’ll see if I’m right.

Or maybe we won’t. After all, the media might just decide the delegate count isn’t newsworthy any more.

OrdinaryCatholic
OrdinaryCatholic
Tuesday, March 3, AD 2020 8:02am

If you are a Democrat you have to seriously consider that your vote means absolutely nothing. There are too many behind the scene shenanigans by the party elites working to promote the candidate of their choice and not the peoples’ choice.

Ernst Schreiber
Ernst Schreiber
Tuesday, March 3, AD 2020 8:27am

If you’re a Democrat, you have to be seriously asking yourself if the DNC is colluding with Trump.

I mean, have you ever in your life seen such an embarrassment of losers, has-beens and nobodies?

Bob Kurland, Ph.D.
Admin
Tuesday, March 3, AD 2020 8:29am

One good thing about all this: at least the Dem convention will be interesting. And wasn’t it the Chinese curse, “May you live in interesting times?”

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