Cancel Culture

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In real news that totally actually happened, President Trump has announced that in the interest of public safety, the 2020 presidential election has been canceled.

“It’s just too risky,” President Trump told the press while standing behind a sneeze guard. “We’ll get all these people gathered together at rallies or lined up to vote, and they’re all going to get sick. And Bernie and Biden — they’re just so old. Sending them around crowds campaiging is basically trying to murder them. Anyway, it just seems pointless for a bunch of people to die when everyone knows I was going to win anyway.”

Trump has been a divisive figure in the past, but so far everyone has agreed with this move. The New York Times, which usually opposes absolutely everything Trump does, wrote an editorial in support of canceling the election. “It’s a smart, science-driven move,” the editorial said. “As important as democracy is, it’s just not worth dying over.”

Go here to read the rest.  Well, it does give Biden a head start on the Bingo tournament at his nursing home.


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  1. It appears that the Russians are of the same mind as the Bee. Only the Russians are serious. The lower Duma passed a law allowing Putin to stay another 12 years after his current term is up in 2024.

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