Vinyl Biden


News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

PHILADELPHIA, PA—In an effort to make their candidate seem relevant, the Biden campaign has announced a new podcast that will be available exclusively on vinyl.

Every week, Biden will release short soundbite updates that will be pressed on 45s, while his longer, feature-length podcast will be on full-size 33-1/3 records.

“Every day after school, when you gather with your chums to listen to records, why not give my podcast a spin?” Biden said in a speech. “You’re down at the hop, doo-woppin’ with all the cool cats, and maybe they’ll think you’re square for wantin’ to spin a record from ol’ Uncle Biden here. But you gotta tell ’em they’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’ and you’re the one who’s cookin’ with gas.”

“Anyway, text www. 30330 to Joe dot biz to check out the new podcast, folks,” he concluded.

Go here to read the rest.  Biden is fortunate that the virus news is eclipsing his manifest mental decline.  The problem for Biden is that behind the scenes the Democrat power brokers are noticing and they are terrified.

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  1. Tito, I think there’s an 8 track player in my parents’ garage leftover from my brother’s ’67 GTO.

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