Nuke It From Orbit

 

 

The devil…that proud spirit…cannot endure to be mocked.

Saint Thomas More

 

 

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

U.S.—In a statement issued by Snopes’ editorial board, the fact-checking website recommended that the entire internet be shut down so as to prevent the spread of potentially dangerous jokes.

The fact-checker has tried to control the spread of jokes and satire with simple notices that articles are false but is now saying that isn’t enough.

Snopes published a recent study that showed that shutting the internet down would stop the spread of jokes, humor, and satire. It is not known how long the internet would need to be shut down, but the study suggested a minimum of several months would be required.

“Everyone must quarantine away from the internet so that ‘humor’ and ‘jokes’ and ‘satire’ don’t continue to spread around the country,” said a spokesperson. “Should the internet stay up, we’ll continue to run the risk that someone might laugh at a joke or read a satirical article and not know that it isn’t true. We can’t sleep at night until we know that all humor is dead.”

“It’s the only way to be sure.”

Go here to read the rest.  Authoritarians hate a lot of things, but humor tends to be near the top of their lists.

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One Comment

  1. Heck, most leftist comedians (a redundancy?) long ago annihilated humor when they shifted to agenda-driven attempts at “jokes.”

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