Thursday, March 28, AD 2024 11:11am

It Takes One to Know One

News the I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

BEIJING—In a candid speech Tuesday, President Xi Jinping stated he was “pretty impressed” by Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer’s handling of the coronavirus outbreak, specifically praising her totalitarian policies.

China’s dictator said he was actually a little jealous he hadn’t thought of some of her ideas himself.

“She has some pretty great ideas — stopping people from gathering together even with their families, ordering people not to buy seeds — they can’t even plant their own food now! We hadn’t even thought of some of these innovative approaches,” the Communist president said. “We’re always looking for more ways to oppress people, and we were really inspired by Whitmer’s approach.”

“Not bad, Gretchen.”

Other dictators across the world also chimed in with words of support and affirmation for Whitmer’s policies, from North Korean ruler Kim Jong Un to Supreme Leader of Iran Ali Khamenei.

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David WS
David WS
Friday, April 17, AD 2020 12:26pm

Why is it that every picture we see of this governor who’s banned the very dumbest things in the interest of “saving lives” looks like a cardboard cut out? Seriously.

Empty (pants) suit.

Mary De Voe
Friday, April 17, AD 2020 9:02pm

The American people are constituents of the government which “We, the people” have instituted with the sovereign personhood endowed by “their Creator”. (Declaration of Independence)
SEE: Johnathan Gruber on Obamacare. “The American people are too stupid to know what is good for them.” Loosely quoted.
Incidentally, since Bill Clinton and Obama Executive Order 13575 Rural Councils tried to seize all public lands, waterways and private farms through Executive Orders. SEE: INDWELLERS. The Supreme Court said that people living in the national parks and public lands may do so since “We, the people” own it in joint and common tenancy.
No one but no one comes onto your private property without permission to seize your private farmland. No one but no one comes into your personal space without permission. It is the crime of assault. Baker Jack Phillips of Masterpiece Bake Shop refused to allow sodomites and transgenders (neutered) into his personal space for contracting a cake offering them anything off the shelves. Jack Phillips has lost 40% of his business and been harassed in The Supreme Court for a decade…to be continued

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