Nothing to Sniff About

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent interview with a female representative of the segment of the human species identifying as female, Biden made a strong case for why all women everywhere should vote for him without question, or at least let him sniff their hair.

“Look, the thing, you know what it is,” Biden said. “The womenfolk know what’s at stake in this election. It’s hairy simple. Just let me vote on you, or you vote for me, the vote, b-b-b-blond applesauce baloney. Simple choice. If you don’t let me smell your hair, you ain’t a woman!” Biden then sat back in his chair with a smile, having “totally nailed” another interview. 

The female interviewer blinked a couple of times and followed up with some clarifying questions. “Mr. Vice President Biden, sir, if I may follow up on that, did you just say that if a woman doesn’t let you stick your nose in her hair then she’s not a real woman?”

“I b-didn’t think I could possibly be more not clear!” Biden said with a perplexed look on his face. “If you don’t let me personally walk up behind you unannounced and bury my shnozzola deep within your flowing locks of cascading curly hair, YOU AIN’T A REAL WOMAN! NO MALARKEY!” 

Go here to read the rest.  Biden resides in his own special world.  He does pay, increasingly fleetingly, visits to our frame of reality on occasion.

 

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5 Comments

  1. We should not be surprised if the “Virus” bites Biden soon to make room for another.

    Has SNL featured him in a recent sketch?

  2. I’ve never met a leftist who wasn’t also a racist. Only the Left wants to divide us always into categories based on skin color. So, Obama was “black” because one of his parents was? What if only one of his grandparents was? Now you begin to sound like a Nazi, or a South African at the height of apartheid, or a Democrat during Jim Crow to even begin to answer that question. White is equally a meaningless term, but don’t tell the Left. Their whole plan is divide and conquer. I’ve never, ever met a Leftist who sees people according to the content of their character, and not the color of their skin. Biden is simply the latest stooge of the race hustling Left.

  3. When this is all said and done, the Trump campaign is going to owe Biden a boatload of money in royalty payments.

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