Donald R. McClarey

Milburn Pennybags

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: U.S.—Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has come under attack for hypocrisy. One common line of attack is that while he claims to be a socialist who is always looking out for the

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Socialism For Thee, But Not For Me

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   LAS VEGAS, NV—Bernie Sanders took criticism for owning three houses at last night’s Democratic debate. He defended himself eloquently, using the argument that “basically everyone who’s not a dumb, poor

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Scalped

  Hey Mike, when a fake Indian like Fauxcahontas can clean your clock in a debate, thank your billions that you will never have to face Trump .  Time to write your campaign off as a end of life crisis,

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“Saint” Buttigieg

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   U.S.—To support his presidential campaign and continue to boost his meteoric rise in popularity, Pete Buttigieg has released a new study Bible with tens of thousands of notes explaining why

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Bloomberg-Clinton

The Drudge Report is claiming that Mike Bloomberg would like Hillary Clinton as his running mate.  I guess he is certain that his billions grant him immunity from Arkancide.   This trial balloon demonstrates that Bloomberg has the political instincts of

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Cutting Edge Joe

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   U.S.—Joe Biden’s campaign is struggling to motivate younger voters, but he has a plan: offering free AOL trials to anyone who shows up to his rallies. “Come on by, say

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The Bee Endorses Bloomberg

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: We are proud to announce that we are placing all of our support behind Mike Bloomberg for president in the 2020 election. He’s the only candidate that can save our country

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Granite State Gulag

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: NEW HAMPSHIRE—After an astounding victory against Democratic rivals in the New Hampshire primaries, Bernie Sanders expressed his thanks to an adoring crowd of Bolsheviks and college students. Also present was

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New Hampshire Primary

Total of 41.75% reporting Sanders: 26.64% Buttigieg: 22.39% Klobuchar: 21.41% Warren: 9.53% Biden: 8.31% Steyer: 3.41% Gabbard: 3.13% Yang: 2.81% Yang has announced he is dropping out.  With a pathetic fourth and fifth place finish, Biden and Warren are dead

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Live Free or Die

Yonder are the Hessians! They were bought for seven pounds and ten pence a man. Are you worth more? Prove it! General John Stark to his men prior to the Battle of Bennington   News that I missed courtesy of

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No mas, No mas!

  Calling a voter, even in jest, a lying dog-faced pony soldier, is more than odd.  Biden needs an intervention stat from friends and family to get him out of the campaign.  Visions of Trump beating him up in the

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Democrats and the S Word

Chris Matthews, a former aide to Speaker of the House “Tip” O’Neill (D. Mass.), has been in Democrat politics since the seventies.  He fears that the Democrat embrace of Socialism is going to get the Democrats walloped this year.  His

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Equal Time

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: ATLANTA, GA—In the interest of fairness in broadcasting, CNN has announced the cable news channel will give members of ISIS equal time to respond to President Trump’s State of the Union

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Math is Tough

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: IOWA—The Democratic primaries have broken down into chaos after the party encountered its archnemesis head-on for the first time: basic math. While progressives were optimistic going into the primaries, they’d forgotten

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State of Liberal Tears

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON D.C.—After completely mopping the floor with the snowflake libs on the Senate floor, the Trump administration fears that he is at high risk of drowning in a literal tidal wave

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The Boss

  The soldiers of the Army of the Potomac were initially skeptical of General Grant when he took command in 1864.  They had seen many Generals come and go, and more than a few of them suspected that Grant would

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Battering Bernie

All Sanders’ supporters should realize that the powers that be in the Democrat party will do whatever it takes to prevent Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders from being the nominee.  They cheated in 2016 to accomplish this and they will do

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The Babylon Bee: Our National Paper of Record

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: ATLANTA, GA—Many people think of Don Lemon and his fellow CNN hosts as elite, out-of-touch snobs. But this couldn’t be further from the truth. Take, for instance, Don Lemon’s compassionate

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Not the Babylon Bee

Liawatha states that people who spread fake news in campaigns should go to jail: Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren on Wednesday released a plan to fight disinformation to hold tech companies accountable for their actions in light of the 2016

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Deplorables Redux

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   NEW YORK, NY—Over the weekend, CNN’s Don Lemon burst out in a fit of laughter with his panel of monocled, tophat wearing geese. While Lemon tried to talk about the

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Stupid Lawyer Mind Tricks

  Canadian law blogger Viva Frei explains in the above video the type of lawyer tricks Congressman Adam Schiff (D.Ca.) was using in his arguments to the Senate regarding the House impeachment charges.  The most accurate charge against my profession

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I Can See Why They Would Fear That

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C.—In his opening statement at Trump’s impeachment trial, Rep. Adam Schiff reminded the Senate of their solemn duty and the gravity of just what it is they will be discussing

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Liawatha: No Wampum Back for You

If Fauxcahontas is the Democrat nominee, the Trump campaign should run the above exchange non-stop in campaign videos.  This hits home.  My son, for example, recently finished paying his sizable student loans off in a two and a half year

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The Bee Gets Political

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: Every election, The Babylon Bee editorial board sees fit to endorse the very best choice for the nation. In 2016, back before Seth Dillon bought the site and stopped us from doing Christian

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Liawatha to the Rescue

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: BOSTON, MA—Students in the dining hall at Boston University were in for a surprise when presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren suddenly appeared above their heads, wearing pink fairy wings and holding

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Gulags-American Style!

Language advisory as to the above video. News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: DES MOINES, IA—After a Bernie Sanders organizer waxed poetic over the beauty of gulags and the need for reeducating the people, Sanders clarified that

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Public Thieves

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   DES MOINES, IA—Authorities are warning that a gang of known criminals is currently holding a meeting to debate various plots to steal your money. The criminals are debating exactly how

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Inside the Sanders Campaign

Strong language advisory as to the above video.  Project Veritas does it again with a foul mouthed tirade from a Kyle Jurek, a field organizer for the Sanders campaign, who apparently wants to toss half of America into Gulags.  Jurek

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Biden: You Made the Mistake of Trusting Us

  I have an intense interest in politics partially because it provides so much first rate comedy:   VOTER: During the run-up to the passage of ObamaCare, President Obama promised my father that if he likes his plan he could

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True

The Trump Campaign should play this theme to the hilt.

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