Donald R. McClarey

Vinyl Biden

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: PHILADELPHIA, PA—In an effort to make their candidate seem relevant, the Biden campaign has announced a new podcast that will be available exclusively on vinyl. Every week, Biden will release

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Donald R. McClarey

Cui Bono?

Well, this is interesting: Reade was a staff assistant for Joe Biden in 1993, when she claims he digitally raped her. She told part of her story in 2019, when Lucy Flores wrote in The Cut about the inappropriate way

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Donald R. McClarey

Biden Pretends to be President

“And uh, and, and in addition to that, uh, and in addition to that, we have to, uh, make sure that we, uh, we are in a position that we are, well, lemme, lemme go a second thing. I’ve spoken

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Donald R. McClarey

A Crazy Candidate for Crazy Times

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   COLUMBUS, OH—In a campaign speech delivered via remote video feed, presidential candidate Joe Biden reassured everyone that the coronavirus outbreak “isn’t so bad” and that “the Black Plague” was much

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Donald R. McClarey

Cancel Culture

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C.—In real news that totally actually happened, President Trump has announced that in the interest of public safety, the 2020 presidential election has been canceled. “It’s just too risky,” President

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Donald R. McClarey

Dementia Joe

Isn’t it sad that the best source of news on American politics tend to be the Brits?  I love the observation that there is not enough popcorn in the world for the Trump-Biden debates.

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Donald R. McClarey

Biden Being Biden

  Language advisory as to the above video.  Oh, this campaign is going to be so much fun! Say what you want about the inevitable Joe Biden presidential nomination, but at least it will be entertaining. At least, it will be

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Donald R. McClarey

Biden the Despicable

  Back when Biden had more of his marbles than he does now, he was a nasty piece of work.  Kevin Williamson at National Review Online gives us the details: He is a vicious self-serving political hack, for one thing,

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Donald R. McClarey

Deathwish

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: CHAPPAQUA, NY—In a recent interview from her wine cellar this week, Hillary Clinton revealed some of her favorite methods for dealing with stress.  “Being the president is an extremely stressful

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Donald R. McClarey

Thanks Joe

The check is in the mail from the Trump campaign.  No need to step up your game, you are doing fine in producing ads for Trump.  Trump would like this on your future efforts however:

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Donald R. McClarey

Math is Tough

Basic math skills are apparently not a job requirement at MSNBC.

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Donald R. McClarey

Sockpuppet Joe

The fact that Joe Biden is mentally deteriorating might be a WAD rather than A Bug for the Deep State forces behind him as the ever astute Christopher Johnson at Midwest Conservative Journal explains: Take this to the bank.  The

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Donald R. McClarey

How Weird Will This Campaign Get?

Pretty weird.  I don’t think much of the would be King Log, but I do admire the way his better half, Jill Biden, swung into action to save him from radical vegans.  He will be getting Secret Service protection now,

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Donald R. McClarey

We Could Do Worse

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: ACME LABS—Two genetically enhanced laboratory mice, Pinky and the Brain, announced Friday their 2020 presidential run. The mice have been engineered to think and speak, though the experimentation seems to

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Donald R. McClarey

A Shame to Her Tribe

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: CHEROKEE NATION—Having dropped out of the presidential race, Elizabeth Warren rode in solitude back to her reservation, having failed to take the land back from the pale faces. “I am

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Fauxcahontas Fades

Warren has taken down her tepee and is riding into the rising sun, back to Massachusetts.   I guess running as an unlikable screeching harpy was not a winning tactic after all. Now it is just the Alzheimer out patient and

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Donald R. McClarey

Say It Ain’t So Bernie!

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: SAINT PAUL, MN—This year’s Democratic primary campaign has been filled with gaffes by the candidates, but Monday may have brought the worst one of all, as Democratic socialist Bernie Sanders tried

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Donald R. McClarey

Super Tuesday Open Thread

The Democrat establishment is rallying around the possibly senile Joe Biden in an effort to deprive Bernie Sanders of the nomination.  Other than this one on one contest, the only interest will be how little Michael Bloomberg will get for

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Donald R. McClarey

The Hope of the Democrat Party

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: HOUSTON, TX—Fresh off his afternoon nap, presidential candidate Joe Biden gave a fiery, high-energy speech in Houston today, claiming to be the only candidate who could beat incumbent Ronald Reagan.

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Donald R. McClarey

Where the Election Stands

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: U.S.—Pete Buttigieg has been forced to drop out of the presidential race in the midst of scandalous revelations that he’s actually a white male. Despite the Buttigieg campaign’s best efforts, Democrat

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Donald R. McClarey

The Socialism Bernie Says He Wants Doesn’t Exist

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: BERLIN—At a special campaign appearance abroad in Berlin, Bernie made waves with an ambitious new campaign promise to rebuild the Berlin Wall. “We are opposed to some aspects of the

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Donald R. McClarey

Omega Joe

    News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   CHARLESTON, SC—Joe Biden made the incredible claim at last night’s debate that he is the last remaining survivor of gun violence on the earth. “Tragically, 7,767,050,847 have been killed

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Donald R. McClarey

Not Funny Anymore

Seeing someone in their dotage is never a matter of humor.  Friends and family need to stage an intervention stat and end his humilitation.

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Donald R. McClarey

Bernie’s Favorite Country

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   U.S.—After Bernie Sanders praised elements of Cuba’s totalitarian regime, the presidential candidate’s loyal supporters scrambled to cobble together makeshift rafts so they could paddle over to Cuba to experience

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Donald R. McClarey

Milburn Pennybags

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: U.S.—Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has come under attack for hypocrisy. One common line of attack is that while he claims to be a socialist who is always looking out for the

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Donald R. McClarey

Socialism For Thee, But Not For Me

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   LAS VEGAS, NV—Bernie Sanders took criticism for owning three houses at last night’s Democratic debate. He defended himself eloquently, using the argument that “basically everyone who’s not a dumb, poor

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Donald R. McClarey

Scalped

  Hey Mike, when a fake Indian like Fauxcahontas can clean your clock in a debate, thank your billions that you will never have to face Trump .  Time to write your campaign off as a end of life crisis,

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“Saint” Buttigieg

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   U.S.—To support his presidential campaign and continue to boost his meteoric rise in popularity, Pete Buttigieg has released a new study Bible with tens of thousands of notes explaining why

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Donald R. McClarey

Bloomberg-Clinton

The Drudge Report is claiming that Mike Bloomberg would like Hillary Clinton as his running mate.  I guess he is certain that his billions grant him immunity from Arkancide.   This trial balloon demonstrates that Bloomberg has the political instincts of

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Donald R. McClarey

Cutting Edge Joe

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   U.S.—Joe Biden’s campaign is struggling to motivate younger voters, but he has a plan: offering free AOL trials to anyone who shows up to his rallies. “Come on by, say

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Donald R. McClarey

The Bee Endorses Bloomberg

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: We are proud to announce that we are placing all of our support behind Mike Bloomberg for president in the 2020 election. He’s the only candidate that can save our country

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