Donald R. McClarey

Deathwish

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: CHAPPAQUA, NY—In a recent interview from her wine cellar this week, Hillary Clinton revealed some of her favorite methods for dealing with stress.  “Being the president is an extremely stressful

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Donald R. McClarey

Bloomberg-Clinton

The Drudge Report is claiming that Mike Bloomberg would like Hillary Clinton as his running mate.  I guess he is certain that his billions grant him immunity from Arkancide.   This trial balloon demonstrates that Bloomberg has the political instincts of

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Woman of the Year

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   We are pleased to announce our Person of the Year 2019 is Hillary Clinton (please send help).   Our editorial board wants it to be very clear that we did

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Donald R. McClarey

Arkancide Most Fowl

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—A turkey recently pardoned by President Trump was found dead after claiming to have dirt on the Clintons, sources at the FBI confirmed today. The official cause of death

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Donald R. McClarey

Dead Politician Walking

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: LAS VEGAS, NV—Joe Biden has come under scrutiny after suggesting that Pong might be a gateway drug to more dangerous video games like Asteroids, Galaga, Temptest, and Battlezone. Biden warned that

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Faux Pas

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   U.S.—Oops! A social media scheduling error apparently caused Hillary Clinton to post her condolences for Tulsi Gabbard’s suicide one day early. This morning, Clinton posted that she felt “great sadness”

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Donald R. McClarey

President Hillary Clinton

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources close to Hillary Clinton, the failed presidential candidate was gently returned to her padded cell disguised as the Oval Office over the weekend. After the failed

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Donald R. McClarey

The Rooskies Are Coming! The Rooskies Are Coming!

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources at a DC-area Costco, failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was asked to leave Costco again after repeatedly accusing a lady handing out food samples of

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Donald R. McClarey

Hmmm

Well let’s see.  First we have Joe Biden torpedoed by a “whistleblower”.  Second, Bernie Sanders has a heart attack.  Fauxcahontas had better be very, very careful.

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Donald R. McClarey

News to Her

    News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C.—After Hillary Clinton once again suggested that Donald Trump was an illegitimate president, one unfortunate staffer was forced to be the one to gently inform her that she

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Donald R. McClarey

Makes Sense

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are

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The C Word Redux

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   Some people think Hillary Clinton is robotic and hard to sympathize with, but even our hearts went out to her on this one. On a special politicians’ episode of Wheel

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Main Finding of the Mueller Investigation: Hillary was the Worst

    News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a two-year-long investigation that included thousands of indictments, hundreds of search warrants, and several guilty pleas, Robert Mueller and the FBI managed to provide conclusive proof

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The Clinton Era Ends

  And with that brief statement the Clinton era in American politics ends.  The Clinton era began in an odd way.  Bill Clinton got the Democrat nomination in 1992 largely because no major Democrat figure wanted it.  It was assumed

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Donald R. McClarey

Run Hillary! Run!

    Donald Trump is the living embodiment of the maxim:  It’s smarter to be lucky, than it’s lucky to be smart:   Mark Penn, a former adviser to the Clintons, believes Hillary Clinton will make another run for president in

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Donald R. McClarey

Quotes Suitable for Framing: Richard Cohen

  or anything to do with the Clintons, clearly the most felonious couple since Bonnie and Clyde. Richard Cohen, The Party of Lincoln is About to Drown, The Washington Post, September 18, 2018 Richard Cohen is a columnist for The

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Donald R. McClarey

Pope Backed Hillary

That the Pope backed Clinton does not surprise me.  The allegation that he used Church funds to support her campaign, if true, does surprise me and is a bombshell.  From The Daily Wire:   One of the Pontiff’s chief appointments,

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Amen!

As usual, The Babylon Bee is on target:   U.S.—After Justice Kennedy announced his retirement Wednesday, the nation took a brief moment to thank the Lord that Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 election, and thus would not be able to

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Comey the Comedian

Former FBI Director James Comey displayed today a hidden flair for comedy:   Secretary Clinton is someone deeply enmeshed in the rule of law, respect for institutions, a lawyer. And so given that background, I’m reasonably confident that even if

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Donald R. McClarey

Thanks Hillary

“We do not do well with white men and we don’t do well with married, white women. And part of that is an identification with the Republican Party, and a sort of ongoing pressure to vote the way that your

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Donald R. McClarey

Hillary Explains It All

A little bit of schadenfreude to start the day.  Hillary explains how she got the votes of the “good people”:   Sore loser and sour grapes does not begin to capture the shear fury that eats away at Clinton over

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The Russians Were Coming! The Russians Were Coming!

The Mueller investigation has labored mightily lo these many months and brought forth indictments against 13 Russians, none of whom are in custody, and three Russian entities:         A federal grand jury has indicted 13 Russian nationals

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Clinton E-mails Investigation: The Fix Was Always In

Further evidence that the investigation that the FBI conducted of the Clinton e-mails was a bad farce from beginning to end:   We learned last month that an early draft of Comey’s statement on the Clinton email investigation concluded she

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Donald R. McClarey

Clinton Health: The Inside Story

Remember last year when concerns about Clinton’s health were dismissed as right-wing rubbish by the mainstream media?     Former DNC chairman Donna Brazile says she doesn’t think Hillary Clinton would have remarked that half of Donald Trump’s supporters belong

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Donald R. McClarey

Schadenfreude

Hattip to Iowahawk.  One year since Clinton tweeted out the above.

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Donald R. McClarey

They Sold US Out

Blockbuster revelations yesterday as to how the Clintons sold out the US to advance Putin’s hunger for American unranium:       These extraordinary revelations, apparently from frustrated FBI agents, were published in The Hill today. The corruption they suggest

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