Donald R. McClarey

Yes, That is the Way Impeachment is Turning Out for the Democrats

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Donald R. McClarey

Catholic When Convenient

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—Pelosi lashed out at a reporter who asked her if she hated President Trump today, invoking her Catholic religion as a basis for her obvious total lack of

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Donald R. McClarey

Indeed

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Donald R. McClarey

Not Funny Professor

Melania is among the most opaque figures in our public life. One thing I’d bet the farm on, though, is that she’s a tigress for Barron. Prof. Karlan better give the First Lady (and her fingernails) a wide berth. Art

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Donald R. McClarey

The Cat’s Meow

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: U.S.—Many have criticized Joe Biden’s new campaign slogan, “No Malarkey,” for being out of touch and old-fashioned. But new polls show that the slogan is actually a huge hit among

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Donald R. McClarey

An Aquilonian Thanksgiving

What would Thanksgiving be without Conan the Barbarian? “By Mitra, this bird is as plump as a Zingaran concubine,” quoth Conan. Conan slid his broadsword free of its shagreen wrapped hilt and skewered the turkey. He raised his sword one-handed,

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Donald R. McClarey

Holiday Advisory for Turkeys

Hattip to Dale Price.

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Donald R. McClarey

Arkancide Most Fowl

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—A turkey recently pardoned by President Trump was found dead after claiming to have dirt on the Clintons, sources at the FBI confirmed today. The official cause of death

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Donald R. McClarey

Thanks for Nothing!

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: U.S.—In honor of Thanksgiving week, the nation’s progressives have begun to give thanks that they have so much to be angry and offended about this year. “Thank you, unspecified deity who

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Donald R. McClarey

Honk!

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump delighted a crowd gathered on the White House lawn as he participated in a beloved annual tradition: the execution of an extremely irritating goose. The president went

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Donald R. McClarey

Is This Canon?

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Donald R. McClarey

What Would Thanksgiving be Without Shatner?

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Donald R. McClarey

“As God as my Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly!”

Well actually some Turkeys can.  Wild Turkeys can fly, albeit clumsily and not more than about 100 yards at a time.  Domestic Turkeys, bred for the table, cannot fly, largely due to their overdeveloped chests, home to all that prized

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Donald R. McClarey

Are Golden Calves Tasty?

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   ATLANTA, GA—Chick-fil-A corporate headquarters announced Friday that the restaurant will be getting a new mascot in place of the traditional Chick-fil-A cow: a golden calf. Restaurant patrons will be asked

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Scrooge McDuck

  Pope Francis today announced that he was placing Vatican finances under the sole control of Scrooge McDuck.  The Pope admitted that it might seem odd to enlist the services of an elderly, fictional, Presbyterian Duck, but he defended the

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Donald R. McClarey

Perspective

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   CHINA—Christians in China have joined together in lifting up their American brothers and sisters in prayer after learning Chick-fil-A has shifted around its charitable giving, possibly cutting out all

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Donald R. McClarey

Midwest Voice Translator

This will come in handy on my annual excursions behind the Cheddar Curtain.  Bonus:  

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Donald R. McClarey

Dead Politician Walking

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: LAS VEGAS, NV—Joe Biden has come under scrutiny after suggesting that Pong might be a gateway drug to more dangerous video games like Asteroids, Galaga, Temptest, and Battlezone. Biden warned that

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Donald R. McClarey

Stalin is Merely A Right-Wing Stooge!

    News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   MOSCOW—Brutal totalitarian dictator Joseph Stalin has warned Democrats that they may be going “too far left.” “The Dems are kinda scaring me with all this far-left stuff,” Stalin

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Donald R. McClarey

Chick-fil-Gay

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: U.S.—Chick-fil-A has said it will stop making donations to Christian groups that oppose the LGBTQ movement. The move is said to be a “good trade” as Chick-fil-A has sacrificed its Christian

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Donald R. McClarey

Bigotry

I hate organized religion. I hate that people use it to justify their crappy, bigoted beliefs. Hannah Harrington     News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   MENLO PARK, CA—In a move to better filter out unapproved

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Kanye

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:   Kanye West met with Pope Francis on Tuesday, after he was spotted arriving at the Vatican, just days after the rapper was first seen

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Donald R. McClarey

Well, That Makes Sense

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: WORLD—Scholars all over the world now believe that King Saul actually threw a spear at David after the young musician insisted on playing Christmas music well before Thanksgiving. It was early

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Donald R. McClarey

Democrat Mind Tricks

            News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C.—At the impeachment hearings, Rep. Adam Schiff was asked why the Intelligence Committee wasn’t looking into corruption on the part of the Bidens, but

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Donald R. McClarey

Why I Prefer Dogs Open Thread

Hattip to Dale Price. The usual Open Thread rules apply:  be concise, be charitable and, above all, be amusing!

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Donald R. McClarey

Bad Joe! Bad!

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: DETROIT, MI—Presidential candidate Joe Biden’s aides were once again forced to use the spray bottle at a recent campaign event. As the former vice president wandered the crowd, aides were poised

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Donald R. McClarey

A Baby Too Far

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Donald R. McClarey

The Fat Cat Cometh

A moment on the kitty lips, forever on the kitty hips.

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Antichist?

News that PopeWatch missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: VATICAN CITY—In a private moment of reflection after watching one of his cardinals state that the head of the Roman Catholic Church was too busy speaking about the environment, addressing migrant

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Donald R. McClarey

Practicing Murder Without a License

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: HANFORD, CA—Authorities are looking for a woman who gave birth to a stillborn baby with toxic levels of methamphetamine in his system. “This is a complete horror,” said Hanford Mayor Carl

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Donald R. McClarey

Good Pregnant Gal With a Gun and CNN

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: ATLANTA, GA—After a woman in Florida defended her home from intruders with an AR-15, CNN quickly criticized her for murdering a “poor, defenseless refugee who was probably just applying for

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Donald R. McClarey

Year Zero, Again

Progress, far from consisting in change, depends on retentiveness. When change is absolute there remains no being to improve and no direction is set for possible improvement: and when experience is not retained, as among savages, infancy is perpetual. Those

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Donald R. McClarey

Suicide? Sure.

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   PHILADELPHIA, PA—Speaking to a packed 30-seat arena, Bill Clinton remarked on Jeffrey Epstein’s recent passing, saying that Epstein’s cause of death “really depends on what your definition of ‘suicide’

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