Donald R. McClarey

Pretty Much

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Trump campaign has unveiled its 2020 campaign strategy of airing unedited footage of speeches and press conferences by far-left Democrats like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, and

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Donald R. McClarey

Mellow Like Jesus

For many will come in my name saying, I am Christ: and they will seduce many. Matthew 24: 5     News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   Christians these days are just the worst. They are

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Honest Mistake

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber: Much to its embarrassment, it was discovered this week that the Congregation for the Causes of Saints had an open file on United States Supreme

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Donald R. McClarey

Sad But True Bee

How is it possible that such a system, long since rejected scientifically and now proved erroneous by experience, how is it, We ask, that such a system could spread so rapidly in all parts of the world? The explanation lies

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Donald R. McClarey

Walls Are a Socialist Girl’s Best Friend

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   U.S.—The nation’s Democratic leaders announced Tuesday they are reversing course on Trump’s proposed border wall, since “it will keep people in once we switch to socialism.”   “We thought the

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Donald R. McClarey

Antifa v. Isis

Communism and Fascism remind me of the North Pole and the South Pole. They are at opposite ends of the earth, but if you woke up at either Pole tomorrow morning you could not tell which one it was. Perhaps

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Donald R. McClarey

1775: War in the Lunar Colonies

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—In his July 4 address to the nation, President Trump took a moment to praise the American soldiers in the Revolutionary War for “kicking the crap out of the

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Donald R. McClarey

Through a Glass Darkly

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: PORTLAND, OR—A member of Antifa, Dustin Day, injured himself over the weekend while attempting to punch a nazi he spotted. “So I had my mask on and was ready to fight

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Donald R. McClarey

Brothers Under the Hood

    David French at National Review Online recalls the anti-masking laws that were used to fight a prior group that served as a terrorist arm of the Democrat party:     I’d urge everyone to read my colleague Jim

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Donald R. McClarey

Biden For the Defeat Alex

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: MIAMI, FL—A major cave-in occurred after all Democratic candidates scrambled to the far left side of the debate stage Thursday evening. As the debate kicked off, Bernie Sanders immediately ran

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Donald R. McClarey

Parable

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   NEW YORK, NY—Greg Klein was walking home when he saw an injured man on the side of the road. Much like the good Samaritan in Jesus’s parable, Klein acted swiftly.

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Donald R. McClarey

Boob Bait

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   U.S.—The 347 Democratic presidential candidates currently running announced Monday their new plan to attract voters to their platforms: simply to dangle stacks of cash over their heads on a fishing

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Donald R. McClarey

Simple, No?

   

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Donald R. McClarey

Stalled Trek: All Ahead Full

If the powers that be who own the Star Trek franchise had any sense, which they do not, they would cease destroying the franchise with Star Trek Discovery and enter into a contract with Mark R. Largent to do a

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Donald R. McClarey

Concentrate Congresswoman

  News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a video to her constituents Monday evening, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez compared mandatory math classes in public schools to “concentration camps.” Ocasio-Cortez made several comparisons between public school

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Donald R. McClarey

Reality Has a Well Known Conservative Bias

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   U.S.—Popular fact-checking site Snopes.com confirmed Wednesday they are debuting a new “Factually inaccurate but morally right” fact check result for claims they don’t want to debunk because they coincide with

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Donald R. McClarey

Kermit, We Hardly Knew Ye

      News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   HOLLYWOOD, CA—Protesters crowded around the Jim Henson Company lot in Hollywood Monday to protest Kermit the Frog and his “obvious ties to Pepe,” the internet-famous frog meme

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Donald R. McClarey

About Time

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortly after Joe Biden promised to cure cancer if he is elected president, presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren attempted to one-up her opponent, promising to cure smallpox as one

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Donald R. McClarey

Make America Blind Again

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—Speaking on The View, presidential candidate Joe Biden promised to bring the nation back to an era when the media pretended the president didn’t have any scandals. Biden pointed out that

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Relevant

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber: In an effort to reach out to a growing and larger audience, Rapper Marshal Mathers announced this morning that he has decided to adapt his

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Donald R. McClarey

Nazis

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   SAN BRUNO, CA—Continuing their ongoing efforts to rid their platform of hate speech, content managers at YouTube have decided to remove all videos featuring or referencing “The Soup Nazi,”

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Hate Chicken

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—Under intense pressure from their left-leaning constituents to do something about the dangerous, Christian-founded restaurant chain, Democrats in the House of Representatives unveiled legislation Tuesday that would make it

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Confused

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber: Top ten most confusing popes of all time: 10. Popes 9. Aren’t 8. Confusing 7. It’s 6. The 5. Fault 4. Of 3. Traditionalists 2.

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Donald R. McClarey

With Trump Anything is Possible

“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.” Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)    

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Donald R. McClarey

Truth In Advertising

These communities, by their representatives in old Independence Hall, said to the whole world of men: “We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable

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Donald R. McClarey

Remember: John Denver Kills

Hattip to Dale Price.

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Donald R. McClarey

Moloch Hates Georgia

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   ATLANTA, GA—In further backlash against Georgia’s heartbeat bill, which bans abortion after a fetal heartbeat is detected, the Canaanite god Moloch says he will reconsider his presence in Georgia

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Greenstreet

As faithful readers of PopeWatch know, Pope Francis sent PopeWatch a Blu-ray copy of a Spanish dubbed version of The Maltese Falcon (1941) with a note attached indicating that what the actor Sydney Greenstreet says in the film is true. 

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Donald R. McClarey

What’s That?

“They inched closer and closer to the alien artifact as their curiosity overwhelmed their fear.”     It has to be a set up.  It has been years since I saw a pay phone.  It has been a lot longer

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Donald R. McClarey

All Are Welcome!

Lest we forget at least an over the shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins – or which is which), the

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Donald R. McClarey

The Almighty Has His Own Purposes

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trying to get to the bottom of how and why President Trump was elected, House Democrats issued a subpoena to the Almighty God to force Him to testify in

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Donald R. McClarey

Darth Vader for Choice

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   Hey, loyal subjects of the Empire. Darth Vader here, Dark Lord of the Sith and renowned pro-choice advocate. Plenty of buzz has been going around the comlinks about if

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Donald R. McClarey

I Feel So Old

Ah for the halcyon days of yore when a mobile phone meant a phone with a long cord so that you could carry it through the house, and “party lines” ensured that neighborhood gossips never ran short of fodder.  Hmmm,

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