Donald R. McClarey

The Pizza Ten Commandments

  Today is National Pizza Day.  Time to recall the Ten Pizza Commandments:     I am thy Pepperoni, which hath brought thee out of the land of hunger, out of the house of fasting.  Thou shalt have no other

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PopeWatch: Clutter

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber: Telling reporters that he brought in famed organizing consultant Marie Kondo to help consolidate and clean up the Vatican, Pope Francis Thursday said that he

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Donald R. McClarey

You Knew This Was Coming

    News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Senator Elizabeth Warren is embroiled in controversy once again, this time after she admitted to wearing racially offensive “paleface” at a costume party back in her college days.

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Bringing a Sword

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   PHOENIX, AZ—Private Christian school Grand Canyon University has disinvited Jesus Christ from its campus in order to preserve the school’s mission of unity after uncovering controversial comments made by the

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Northam is Color Blind When It Comes to Infanticide

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   RICHMOND, VA—Embattled Virginia Governor Ralph Northam is fighting calls for his resignation over his past wearing of blackface. He assures the public that he is not a racist and

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One of the Many Reasons I am a Conservative

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Brrr is Nasty

   

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American Siberia

  Life in the Midwest of this fair land of freedom can be an interesting, yes that is the word, experience for a number of reasons.  For example our weather, which tends to go to extremes.  I recall a professor

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Gillette Meets the Covington Students

  You knew this was inevitable.

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Makes Sense

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Transcriminal

News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   NEW YORK—According to a new report, unborn babies in New York have adopted a new strategy to help them stay alive under the state’s barbaric new abortion laws: identifying as

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The Babylon Bee Explains It All

Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right. I shall not please, but I shall say what is true. Aristophanes     Go here to read the rest.

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PopeWatch: Double Header

News that PopeWatch missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   ALBANY, NY—As the New York State Senate voted to legalize abortion until the moment of birth, remove legal protections for late-term unborn babies, and allow anyone with a pulse to

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Democrat Lecturing

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   U.S.—The nation’s progressives announced Wednesday they will resume lecturing you on morality after they’re finished applauding a new law allowing more babies to be murdered that was passed in

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You Always Sort of Suspected This Didn’t You?

Hattip to commenter Dale Price.

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PopeWatch: Predictions

From the most intentionally humorous Catholic site on the net, A Catholic Misfit: Rather than offer a retrospective of 2018, which many of us would rather forget, or list my resolutions for 2019, I decided making predictions for the upcoming

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Separated at Birth?

  Well then, I will tell you. Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne and I myself have founded great empires; but upon what did these creations of our genius depend? Upon force. Jesus alone founded His empire upon love, and to this very

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Math is Sexist

  News that I have missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—Several aides sat Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez down Monday to show to her how her radical, socialist tax plans simply don’t add up, explaining how she needs to

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Brady Bunch Double Homicide?

  Hmm,  the double homicide theory does make some of the more bizarre features of that show a bit more comprehensible:   But after a while a question occurred to me: How did Mike and Carol hook up? The show

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PopeWatch: Walls

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber: Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador took to national television Tuesday night in his battle over his proposed border wall to keep out drunk college

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Fact Check

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:     WASHINGTON, D.C.—As President Trump began addressing the nation Tuesday evening, he said, “Good evening” to the camera, drawing an immediate flurry of fact checks from publications all across the

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JRR Tolkien Empathizes

  News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   MASTERTON, NZ—After successfully directing the smash-hit, multi-film epic retellings of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, Peter Jackson says he has settled on his next project:

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Listen to Scrooge

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: NEW YORK, NY—In a late-night show interview Wednesday, Senator Bernie Sanders politely asked the nation to please stop mailing him books on basic economics, revealing that he’s been “absolutely flooded”

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PopeWatch: Now He Tells Us

      News that PopeWatch missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   VATICAN CITY—In an honest, impromptu homily delivered Monday, Pope Francis admitted he is just making most of his theology up as he goes, ignoring thousands of years

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Thanks Tom!

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Nativitalk!

A Christmas present from those wonderfully twisted folks at The Lutheran Satire.

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PopeWatch: Baby Jesus

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:   Asking parishioners to turn to page 341 of their hymnals this past Sunday, lead cantor of St. Barbara Catholic Church asked everyone to “Please

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Time for a Mindwipe

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About Time

        (Language advisory as to the above video.)   News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:     WASHINGTON, D.C.—In an unusual move, President Trump has now demanded a federal investigation into movie critics for

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Trigger Warning

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PopeWatch: Hmmm

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber.   VATICAN CITY––With just one day left before voting begins to elect a new pope, Vatican officials are scrambling to put in place the final

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Makes Sense

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   U.S.—Bible scholars revealed Thursday they’ve discovered the true identity of the swarm of locusts in the book of Revelation: Twitter. The panel of experts confirmed that through rigorous contextual study,

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And Now, England

  King Henry II: But before we quarrel, here is some happy news. I have decided to revive the office of Chancellor of England, keeper of the Lion’s Seal, and entrust it to our loyal servant Thomas Becket. Yes, my

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