Donald R. McClarey

Boob Bait

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   U.S.—The 347 Democratic presidential candidates currently running announced Monday their new plan to attract voters to their platforms: simply to dangle stacks of cash over their heads on a fishing

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Donald R. McClarey

Stalled Trek: All Ahead Full

If the powers that be who own the Star Trek franchise had any sense, which they do not, they would cease destroying the franchise with Star Trek Discovery and enter into a contract with Mark R. Largent to do a

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Donald R. McClarey

Concentrate Congresswoman

  News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a video to her constituents Monday evening, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez compared mandatory math classes in public schools to “concentration camps.” Ocasio-Cortez made several comparisons between public school

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Donald R. McClarey

Reality Has a Well Known Conservative Bias

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   U.S.—Popular fact-checking site Snopes.com confirmed Wednesday they are debuting a new “Factually inaccurate but morally right” fact check result for claims they don’t want to debunk because they coincide with

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Donald R. McClarey

Kermit, We Hardly Knew Ye

      News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   HOLLYWOOD, CA—Protesters crowded around the Jim Henson Company lot in Hollywood Monday to protest Kermit the Frog and his “obvious ties to Pepe,” the internet-famous frog meme

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Donald R. McClarey

About Time

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortly after Joe Biden promised to cure cancer if he is elected president, presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren attempted to one-up her opponent, promising to cure smallpox as one

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Donald R. McClarey

Make America Blind Again

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—Speaking on The View, presidential candidate Joe Biden promised to bring the nation back to an era when the media pretended the president didn’t have any scandals. Biden pointed out that

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Relevant

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber: In an effort to reach out to a growing and larger audience, Rapper Marshal Mathers announced this morning that he has decided to adapt his

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Donald R. McClarey

Nazis

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   SAN BRUNO, CA—Continuing their ongoing efforts to rid their platform of hate speech, content managers at YouTube have decided to remove all videos featuring or referencing “The Soup Nazi,”

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Donald R. McClarey

Hate Chicken

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—Under intense pressure from their left-leaning constituents to do something about the dangerous, Christian-founded restaurant chain, Democrats in the House of Representatives unveiled legislation Tuesday that would make it

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Confused

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber: Top ten most confusing popes of all time: 10. Popes 9. Aren’t 8. Confusing 7. It’s 6. The 5. Fault 4. Of 3. Traditionalists 2.

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Donald R. McClarey

With Trump Anything is Possible

“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.” Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)    

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Donald R. McClarey

Truth In Advertising

These communities, by their representatives in old Independence Hall, said to the whole world of men: “We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable

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Donald R. McClarey

Moloch Hates Georgia

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   ATLANTA, GA—In further backlash against Georgia’s heartbeat bill, which bans abortion after a fetal heartbeat is detected, the Canaanite god Moloch says he will reconsider his presence in Georgia

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Greenstreet

As faithful readers of PopeWatch know, Pope Francis sent PopeWatch a Blu-ray copy of a Spanish dubbed version of The Maltese Falcon (1941) with a note attached indicating that what the actor Sydney Greenstreet says in the film is true. 

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Donald R. McClarey

What’s That?

“They inched closer and closer to the alien artifact as their curiosity overwhelmed their fear.”     It has to be a set up.  It has been years since I saw a pay phone.  It has been a lot longer

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Donald R. McClarey

All Are Welcome!

Lest we forget at least an over the shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins – or which is which), the

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Donald R. McClarey

The Almighty Has His Own Purposes

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trying to get to the bottom of how and why President Trump was elected, House Democrats issued a subpoena to the Almighty God to force Him to testify in

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Donald R. McClarey

Darth Vader for Choice

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   Hey, loyal subjects of the Empire. Darth Vader here, Dark Lord of the Sith and renowned pro-choice advocate. Plenty of buzz has been going around the comlinks about if

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Donald R. McClarey

I Feel So Old

Ah for the halcyon days of yore when a mobile phone meant a phone with a long cord so that you could carry it through the house, and “party lines” ensured that neighborhood gossips never ran short of fodder.  Hmmm,

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Donald R. McClarey

Saving Lives

Whoever destroys a single life is considered by Scripture to have destroyed the whole world, and whoever saves a single life is considered by Scripture to have saved the whole world. Parma Italy, mid-13th century codex of the Mishnah  

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Milano

From the only accurate site for Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:   Catholic Answers announced this past Saturday that they will begin promoting their new lineup of chastity speakers, including Alyssa Milano, in an effort to

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Donald R. McClarey

Personally Opposed

“What we want, and all we want, is to have with us the men who think slavery wrong. But those who say they hate slavery, and are opposed to it, but yet act with the Democratic party — where are

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Donald R. McClarey

Mr. Ratburn, We Hardly Knew Ye

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   ARLINGTON, VA—In a controversial new episode of educational cartoon Arthur, PBS showed the eponymous character’s teacher, Mr. Ratburn, coming out as a conservative Christian. The episode kicked off the show’s latest

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Donald R. McClarey

That’s Entertainment!

    News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a long day in the office Monday, congressional representative Rashida Tlaib reportedly popped a bag of popcorn, settled back into her chair, and watched her favorite

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Donald R. McClarey

Sounds About Right

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   U.S.—According to a new report performed by the American Public Health Association, all six men who are sexually attracted to feminists are already suffering deeply from the ongoing sex

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Viewing the Bird

Faithful readers of PopeWatch will recall that the Pope sent PopeWatch a package with a Spanish dubbed Blu-ray of The Maltese Falcon (1941).  PopeWatch has been quite busy of late on various matters and it was not until this week

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Donald R. McClarey

Lysistrata Refused to Comment

News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   HOLLYWOOD, CA—In bold move intended to powerfully virtue-signal about abortion rights, Charmed actress Alyssa Milano has called for a strike on starring in any movies or TV shows. “Our reproductive rights are

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Donald R. McClarey

Jesus Hates Diversity

News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   PORTLAND, OR—A leading New Testament scholar working at Unified Unity Divinity School has published a paper criticizing Jesus for a lack of diversity among the apostles He chose in the

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Donald R. McClarey

Sister Mary Aquinas Would Have Beaten Him to a Pulp

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: HARRISBURG, PA—Pennsylvania’s favorite pro-abortion legislator, Brian Sims, wanted to show he was tough. While most guys would join a local MMA club or luchador circuit, Sims isn’t most guys. He had

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Donald R. McClarey

Get Off My Socialist Lawn!

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: U.S.—The Bernie Sanders campaign confirmed Monday it is trying to reach younger Americans with an aggressive telegraph campaign. Sanders announced he will personally send telegrams to young potential voters, saying “that’s

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