Donald R. McClarey

Vinyl Biden

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: PHILADELPHIA, PA—In an effort to make their candidate seem relevant, the Biden campaign has announced a new podcast that will be available exclusively on vinyl. Every week, Biden will release

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Donald R. McClarey

Cui Bono?

Well, this is interesting: Reade was a staff assistant for Joe Biden in 1993, when she claims he digitally raped her. She told part of her story in 2019, when Lucy Flores wrote in The Cut about the inappropriate way

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Donald R. McClarey

Biden Pretends to be President

“And uh, and, and in addition to that, uh, and in addition to that, we have to, uh, make sure that we, uh, we are in a position that we are, well, lemme, lemme go a second thing. I’ve spoken

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Donald R. McClarey

A Crazy Candidate for Crazy Times

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   COLUMBUS, OH—In a campaign speech delivered via remote video feed, presidential candidate Joe Biden reassured everyone that the coronavirus outbreak “isn’t so bad” and that “the Black Plague” was much

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Donald R. McClarey

Dementia Joe

Isn’t it sad that the best source of news on American politics tend to be the Brits?  I love the observation that there is not enough popcorn in the world for the Trump-Biden debates.

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Donald R. McClarey

Biden Being Biden

  Language advisory as to the above video.  Oh, this campaign is going to be so much fun! Say what you want about the inevitable Joe Biden presidential nomination, but at least it will be entertaining. At least, it will be

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Donald R. McClarey

Biden the Despicable

  Back when Biden had more of his marbles than he does now, he was a nasty piece of work.  Kevin Williamson at National Review Online gives us the details: He is a vicious self-serving political hack, for one thing,

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Donald R. McClarey

Deathwish

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: CHAPPAQUA, NY—In a recent interview from her wine cellar this week, Hillary Clinton revealed some of her favorite methods for dealing with stress.  “Being the president is an extremely stressful

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Donald R. McClarey

Thanks Joe

The check is in the mail from the Trump campaign.  No need to step up your game, you are doing fine in producing ads for Trump.  Trump would like this on your future efforts however:

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Donald R. McClarey

Sockpuppet Joe

The fact that Joe Biden is mentally deteriorating might be a WAD rather than A Bug for the Deep State forces behind him as the ever astute Christopher Johnson at Midwest Conservative Journal explains: Take this to the bank.  The

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Donald R. McClarey

How Weird Will This Campaign Get?

Pretty weird.  I don’t think much of the would be King Log, but I do admire the way his better half, Jill Biden, swung into action to save him from radical vegans.  He will be getting Secret Service protection now,

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Donald R. McClarey

The Hope of the Democrat Party

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: HOUSTON, TX—Fresh off his afternoon nap, presidential candidate Joe Biden gave a fiery, high-energy speech in Houston today, claiming to be the only candidate who could beat incumbent Ronald Reagan.

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Donald R. McClarey

Omega Joe

    News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   CHARLESTON, SC—Joe Biden made the incredible claim at last night’s debate that he is the last remaining survivor of gun violence on the earth. “Tragically, 7,767,050,847 have been killed

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Donald R. McClarey

Not Funny Anymore

Seeing someone in their dotage is never a matter of humor.  Friends and family need to stage an intervention stat and end his humilitation.

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Donald R. McClarey

Cutting Edge Joe

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   U.S.—Joe Biden’s campaign is struggling to motivate younger voters, but he has a plan: offering free AOL trials to anyone who shows up to his rallies. “Come on by, say

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Donald R. McClarey

No mas, No mas!

  Calling a voter, even in jest, a lying dog-faced pony soldier, is more than odd.  Biden needs an intervention stat from friends and family to get him out of the campaign.  Visions of Trump beating him up in the

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Donald R. McClarey

Biden and Burisma

One of President Trump’s attorneys, Pam Bondi, former Attorney General of Florida, details the true scandal in the whole impeachment saga, the web of corruption between the Ukraine and Democrat party elites, symbolized by Hunter Biden holding an obvious influence

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Donald R. McClarey

Biden: You Made the Mistake of Trusting Us

  I have an intense interest in politics partially because it provides so much first rate comedy:   VOTER: During the run-up to the passage of ObamaCare, President Obama promised my father that if he likes his plan he could

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Donald R. McClarey

Learn to Code

  I must say that if Biden continues to cut these commercials for Trump, Trump does need to put him on retainer.  This will go over big in the coal fields of western Pennsylvania.

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Donald R. McClarey

Thanks Joe!

  It is sporting of Joe Biden to cut campaign commercials for Trump.

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Donald R. McClarey

Reaching Out to Hep Cats

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: MANHATTAN—In a move tailor-made for his target demographic, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden announced Monday he will appear on an upcoming episode of television’s The Ed Sullivan Show. “I think booking

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Donald R. McClarey

Biden v. Trump

I don’t know if President Trump says daily prayers.  I doubt it.  But if Biden gets the nomination, which I also doubt, a very big prayer of his will be granted.  I assumed that he would fall by the way

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Donald R. McClarey

The Cat’s Meow

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: U.S.—Many have criticized Joe Biden’s new campaign slogan, “No Malarkey,” for being out of touch and old-fashioned. But new polls show that the slogan is actually a huge hit among

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Donald R. McClarey

Dead Politician Walking

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: LAS VEGAS, NV—Joe Biden has come under scrutiny after suggesting that Pong might be a gateway drug to more dangerous video games like Asteroids, Galaga, Temptest, and Battlezone. Biden warned that

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Donald R. McClarey

Bad Joe! Bad!

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: DETROIT, MI—Presidential candidate Joe Biden’s aides were once again forced to use the spray bottle at a recent campaign event. As the former vice president wandered the crowd, aides were poised

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Donald R. McClarey

Bursima

  News that the mainstream media will do its best to ignore: Hunter Biden and his Ukrainian gas firm colleagues had multiple contacts with the Obama State Department during the 2016 election cycle, including one just a month before Vice

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Donald R. McClarey

Bravo Father!

Former Vice President Joe Biden was denied Holy Communion at a Catholic church in South Carolina on Sunday morning because of his views on abortion, a priest said in a statement.  The Rev. Robert Morey said Monday that the 2020

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Donald R. McClarey

Biden Privilege

Biden always seeks to inflame racial paranoia for votes.  It comes as news to me that cops don’t pull over whites, as I have been pulled over several times since I began to drive in the early Seventies.  If I

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Donald R. McClarey

Helping Hand

    Hunter Biden, influence peddler  extraordinaire, had an interview on ABC in which ABC attempted to help him out:   Former Vice President Joe Biden’s 49-year-old son did himself no favors with his national TV debut Tuesday on ABC

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